Infuriated Plasma

4 oz Dr. McGillicuddy's Fireball Canadian whisky
3 oz Green Chartreuse
473 ml cranberry juice
335 ml cream soda

Mix the Chartreuse and Fireball in the bottom of the jar. Pour in the cranberry juice and let the cream soda go flat. Pour in the cream soda and mix the whole thing with a wooden spoon and then drink as you please.